Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act)
Did you know about SOPA ? Stop Online Piracy Act. If this bill is passed the internet will never be the same again.
This video by http://thepiratebay.se/ explains it all!
There's also a group name Anonymous who is taking a stand against SOPA.
When Mega upload was shutdown, Anonymous called it "the single largest Internet attack in its history". Anonymous attacked back and disabled websites including the Justice Department, FBI, Universal Music Group, Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), and Broadcast Music. Anonymous is not backing down and will stand its ground to defend the internet.
Dumb Blonde Joke of the day #5
Heart Attack
A blonde gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" she says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the man.
SHe rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, her 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Gabby is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The girl slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past her screaming husband, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
You b*tch, "says the wife,"my husband is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!
No offense to blondes intended, this is just a joke.
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Stoner pic of the day #2
Which one would you choose? Captain Crunch or Captain Cronic? I know what im choosing!
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Dont you hate cheaters??
You have to respect your girl, if you want to be with someone else you I think you should talk it out with her and if that's really what you feel just end it right there.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Blonde joke of the day #4
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
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Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
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Tom & Jerry
My favorite cartoon of all times!!
Which one do you like better? The new one or the old one??
Poor Tom alway getting beat up
Trap-O-Matic
Try out this really cool Tom & Jerry game!! http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/tj/trapomatic/index.html
Funny pothead pics
Blonde joke of the day #3
| Blonde at Football Game |
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Stoner jokes
Question: What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
Answer: Politicians don’t inhale…they just suck.
Question: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner ?
Answer: The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will wait for it to turn green
A stoner finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says, "Son, I'm a genie. And since you helped me I'll give you three wishes." The stoner says, "I want a six-inch joint!" The genie says, "Okay!" POOF! They stuff a six-inch joint and smoke it between the two of them. "What's the second wish? asks the genie. "I want a twelve-inch joint," says the stoner. "Okay," says the genie. POOF! And they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. "And the third wish?" "I want a twenty-inch joint!!" POOOF!! So, they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. Finally, the genie gets up and says, "Okay, it's time for me to go." The genie takes a couple of steps, pauses, turns around and says, "Okay, just one more wish."
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
Do you think scooby-doo and shaggy were stoners?
Come on just look at them!!
c
Answer: Politicians don’t inhale…they just suck.
Answer: The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will wait for it to turn green
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
Do you think scooby-doo and shaggy were stoners?
Come on just look at them!!
c
Dumb blonde joke of the day #2
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Blonde joke of the day #1
Blonde Cop
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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