Heart Attack
A blonde gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" she says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the man.
SHe rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, her 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Gabby is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The girl slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past her screaming husband, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
You b*tch, "says the wife,"my husband is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!
No offense to blondes intended, this is just a joke.
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